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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2011, 09:58:24 PM »
You are bringing me back to my high school days Peg. ;) WE had a chem teacher mamed Mr. Ano, who had wandering eyes towards the teeanage girls in his class (and no I'm not making that up) ;D. We waxed his car for him, we just didn't buff it. We called him at 5 am and informed him him he might want to get on that before the sun baked it on. We are going straight to hell, but the image of that perv sweating to buff three cans of tutrle wax? Priceless. ;)
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Similar thing happened when I was in high school also.......except they wrote "perv" on the hood and trunk of his car with vaseline. This was back before clear-coat finishing, when most auto paint was still enamel that was more porous than today, so it soaked in gooooooood. No matter how many times he had it cleaned and detailed, after a day of sitting in the sun, all it took was a light coat of pollen or south Georgia dust to magically reappear.
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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2011, 11:27:43 PM »
If he assaulted you, why didn't you call the cops? Not a critique, just a question. I let a guy slide because my mom had to live down the block from him and she didn't want him to do his thirty days and come looking for payback. I did as she asked, but it doesn't sit right because these guys escalate. Just curious about your story. If its private, no worries.
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I called the cops. Two days later they came and took a report. He plea bargained, got probation and still has a clean record. How's that for justice? BTW, I never laid a finger on him, but I may have to shoot him some day.
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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2011, 09:45:38 AM »
You are bringing me back to my high school days Peg. ;) WE had a chem teacher mamed Mr. Ano, who had wandering eyes towards the teeanage girls in his class (and no I'm not making that up) ;D. We waxed his car for him, we just didn't buff it. We called him at 5 am and informed him him he might want to get on that before the sun baked it on. We are going straight to hell, but the image of that perv sweating to buff three cans of tutrle wax? Priceless. ;)
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Had a 9th grade wood shop teacher, Mr. Nichols, who often verbally expressed his contempt for students as thieving worthless scum.  His actions confirmed his disregard for us.  

I was making a "Ships Ladder" set of book shelves for my mother.  After cutting and shaping and hours of sanding the project I cam in to find it covered in over spray from Mr. Nichols personal project.  

It became my fervent goal to make that man pay.

Another student in my first period class, Dick Wheelwright, was complaining to me about a similar grievance and I told him I'd tell him how to get even if he swore he would NEVER mention it was us who did the deed.  

Every morning Mr. Nichols make a big deal of unlocking all of the tool cabinets, snapping the pad locks onto the open hasp.  He would tell us that he had to lock up the cabinets each day because us thieving students would break in and steal them over night.  He also emphasized that he had to snap the locks on the hasps to prevent us from stealing them.

Told Dick about using the wood putty, which he did.  Also told him to be at my locker at the end of the day since it was at the entrance to the wood shop and had a good view into it.  

That afternoon, we were treated to witnessing Mr. Nichols ranting in the shop in a rage about his locks and the cabinets being unlocked over night.  

The next day in class, he rage continued, saying he had to spend the  night in the shop to protect the tools.  He also promised the ones responsible would be found and would pay.  Never happened.

At our 10th year HS reunion, Dick sat down with me and brought up the crime.  He said he had never spoken of our deed until just then with me.  I had done the same.  We decided that our risk was over and agreed that the story was declassified.

I was not finished with Mr. Nichols however.  

He often spoke of his pot of animal glue.  I was contained in a heated pot, maybe about a quart size.  He said he filled the pot with glue on his first day of teaching shop and has never let it run out, just adding more glue as needed.  He said that if any of us had the intelligence to understand such things, we would know that some of the molecules of glue from his initial filling of the pot were still present after all these years of teaching.  

This pot of glue was treasured by him.  So, one day I had gathered all the sawdust I could in the shop and before the end of my period, I filled the pot with the sawdust.  It still looked fine afterwards, but he turned it off each evening and back on the next morning to melt the glue.

The next day when he turned it on, it remained a solid block of wood.

I was there when he realized the link to his first day of teaching had been destroyed.  He wept.  He showed no anger, just great sorrow.

I knew I  had taken one of the most valuable parts of his life from him.  I learned that revenge is not always sweet.

I still wonder if, knowing the sorrow it would cause him, I would still do the same.  I think I would. He caused a lot of pain to a lot of students, and even though their pain was less deep,  there were years of it happening.  
 

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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2011, 09:55:07 AM »
Great job TAB. Some of the tricks are pretty thoughtful on this thread.

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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2011, 10:33:42 AM »
The 1st day I met this lady I knew she was going to be a PITA.


I was moving in, had about 20 people over to help unload the truck.  you know some family and friends.  the street was packed with cars.  anyways the truck gets unloaded in about 1 hour, then we are in the back yard having a party.    Hole hog in a pit, god knows how much beer in a dozen or so coolers.  sides up the wazu.  I'm going door to door to invite people over.  She never answered her door.  About 2 hours go by, its now about 4 pm on a sat, there are 60-80 people in the back yard, every one is having a good time, the hog has been out about 20 mins.  here comes this lady to the front door and says we need to keep the noise down and she is going to call parking partol on all the cars.  I'm assuming some one has her blocked in or something.  Nope, she just didn't like all the cars parked infront of her house.    This lady is just a real bitch.


I've gotton several parking tickets from her calling parking patrol, she also made me mov my container which was on the side yard and not vizable from the street unless you litterly looked over the block wall fence. Code enforcment about my boats, and my dump trailer in the drive way full of stuff when I was remodeling the bathroom.  Several noise complains about me building stuff in the garage, every single one the SD has come up to me and said, your fine, this lady calls all the time.  The list goes on and on.
 

she is just a horses ass.

I only have one reccomendation, well two but I reccomend a paintbrush on a pole and a can of really good weedkiller and paint something particular to her mindset on her lawn and just wait for the lawn to start dying back  ;D
Also join up to a dating site through a proxy server to hide your IP address, create a fake email (hotmail or similar) and take out an advertisment with her details something like hot bitch looking for swinger partner and give her postal address and phone number as a contact.

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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2011, 11:11:28 AM »
Just have FQ mail her an Iguana.
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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2011, 02:58:44 PM »
I only have one reccomendation, well two but I reccomend a paintbrush on a pole and a can of really good weedkiller and paint something particular to her mindset on her lawn and just wait for the lawn to start dying back  ;D
Also join up to a dating site through a proxy server to hide your IP address, create a fake email (hotmail or similar) and take out an advertisment with her details something like hot bitch looking for swinger partner and give her postal address and phone number as a contact.



A one gallon sprayer of salt water will do the trick also.
A friend in high school had a project for extra credit in a particular class. The teacher was an asshole, much like the one Solus described. When my friend went to turn in the two-week-long project results, the teacher said he had "changed his mind" and wouldn't accept the report. That weekend, my friend took two cans of Morton's salt and wrote the word "asshole" in the guys front yard. All was well until the next rain/lawn watering and then amazingly, there it was, in big letters that could be easily read from the street. It took a while for it to grow back in also.



*As a side note, radiator fluid will do the same thing (and the grass will not come back for years) but is too toxic to the environment to use for this purpose. I accidentally found out while changing a thermostat on my truck and unintentionally spilled a little in my yard. It took over two years for that spot to get grass back, even with reseeding.

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2011, 06:26:57 PM »
A one gallon sprayer of salt water will do the trick also.
A friend in high school had a project for extra credit in a particular class. The teacher was an asshole, much like the one Solus described. When my friend went to turn in the two-week-long project results, the teacher said he had "changed his mind" and wouldn't accept the report. That weekend, my friend took two cans of Morton's salt and wrote the word "asshole" in the guys front yard. All was well until the next rain/lawn watering and then amazingly, there it was, in big letters that could be easily read from the street. It took a while for it to grow back in also.



*As a side note, radiator fluid will do the same thing (and the grass will not come back for years) but is too toxic to the environment to use for this purpose. I accidentally found out while changing a thermostat on my truck and unintentionally spilled a little in my yard. It took over two years for that spot to get grass back, even with reseeding.



Sounds perfect to me   ::)

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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2011, 06:32:06 PM »
I must have gone to the wrong schools. Most of our teachers were pretty decent, and the ones who weren't tended to err on the side of jock-love, i.e., if you played sports, you got an A.

Had 1 teacher, Mr. Avis, great guy, family friend, taught Chemistry. And regularly blew up the lab. When I was his student (although not in the class), he dropped a rather large chuck of metallic sodium into about 2 liters of water in a glass beaker. For the uninitiated, that action produces a rather significant exothermic reaction. In other words, it blows the f..k up! The room was a combined lab and classroom, with space allocated for both. He was at one end, glass was found embedded in the storage door at the opposite end of the space. No one was hurt, but there was a quite large scorch mark on the ceiling right above where the glass beaker was.

Our problem were not the teachers so much as it was the JDs - think American Graffiti - who would steal anything not nailed down. One of the knuckle draggers took a world history book, back when they taught such things, that had a picture of the Aztec sun dial on it. Said KD decided in shop class it would be cool to use the drill press to punch a hole in each of the points on the sun dial. Which he did. I don't think his parents thought it was cool paying for that book.
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Re: How TAB gets revenge...
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2011, 07:02:20 PM »
I must have gone to the wrong schools. Most of our teachers were pretty decent, and the ones who weren't tended to err on the side of jock-love, i.e., if you played sports, you got an A.

I guess I should, with due respect to most of my teachers, clarify that the two teachers I commented about were really the only examples, in our high school, of how a teacher should not be.....and were not the norm. I had many really decent teachers and was fortunate to go to school at a time when a student could still receive a quality education (I guess, using myself as an example, that may be debatable  ;D ).
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

 

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