How TAB gets revenge...

[fightingquaker13]

I must have gone to the wrong schools. Most of our teachers were pretty decent, and the ones who weren't tended to err on the side of jock-love, i.e., if you played sports, you got an A.

Had 1 teacher, Mr. Avis, great guy, family friend, taught Chemistry. And regularly blew up the lab. When I was his student (although not in the class), he dropped a rather large chuck of metallic sodium into about 2 liters of water in a glass beaker. For the uninitiated, that action produces a rather significant exothermic reaction. In other words, it blows the f..k up! The room was a combined lab and classroom, with space allocated for both. He was at one end, glass was found embedded in the storage door at the opposite end of the space. No one was hurt, but there was a quite large scorch mark on the ceiling right above where the glass beaker was.

Our problem were not the teachers so much as it was the JDs - think American Graffiti - who would steal anything not nailed down. One of the knuckle draggers took a world history book, back when they taught such things, that had a picture of the Aztec sun dial on it. Said KD decided in shop class it would be cool to use the drill press to punch a hole in each of the points on the sun dial. Which he did. I don't think his parents thought it was cool paying for that book.

We must have had the same teacher "coach" who managed to drop it in his fish tank. Big boom, no one hurt, but it was sad to see a grown man cry over many hundreds of dollars of salt water fish meet an untimely end. (His baby moray survived as we got it in a bucket fast enough). Extra credit to the academic games team for once, and it only took one bite. But hey, it was a cool eel. Beat the hell out of most of the jocks.
FQ13

[TAB]

ok, so my biz partner saw the invoices today,  I of corse got the WTF call.
I told him what went down, his reply "lets send her a Ad letter, with a discount coupon"   

 

[jaybet]

Years ago I was working for a couple. Wife was very nice and some kind of bank executive. Guy was a douchebag and I have never seen anyone berate a woman like this guy. I wanted to hit him several times, but instead walked out. They finally asked me why I'd just walk out when we were talking about the job and I said, "Because I can't stand there and listen to that crap- I can't believe she hasn't left you or killed you by now". They later go marriage counseling because of our conversations.

The best was, though...friday afternoon, 5 pm and almost out the door, she was going away but HE was going to camp out at the place for the weekend. Earlier in the day one of my guys was under the house and said, "it's full of black widows". I'm like, "Right- you just don't want to be down there". I had only seen about 4 BWs in 18 years of building.  He kept insisting so I went down there and DAMN!- never ever saw anything like it. It was a maze of nests and all the little ones had hatched- MILLIONS OF THEM!!

So later (at 5) he's staying, she leaves, and I say, "I'll be back monday. Oh....by the way...the crawlspace is full of black widows". Walked right out after that. Smiling.

[tombogan03884]

TAB is getting the best revenge right here here.
People all over the world are laughing AT this miserable bat.
She's one of those miserable (probably liberal ) A Holes who just can't be happy if no one else is PO'd around her, and here we are yucking it up at her expense. The laughter generated by some of the stories she has brought out is probably adding years to OUR lives, mean while, she just gets older.
Only way it could be better is if she read this thread to see what a trivial ass people really think she is.
Remember the military 80,000 Cubic foot Smoke grenades ? the ones that left colored soot on EVERYTHING.
I think a nice purple, or yellow in her back yard some warm day when her windows are all open.   

[blackwolfe]

Been a long time ago, and I don't know if you could do it today with the new security measures used today.  Had a so called friend that was basically only out for himself and burned many of us in various ways.  He left his wallet laying out one day and I "barrowed" it and made a few quick calls.  Sure was funny watching him pull up to the marina gas dock and fill the cruiser up then find out that none of his credit cards were valid anymore.

Use to have a couple of books titled Get Even and Get Even Two by George Hayduke that were the complete books of dirty tricks, but i always thought the best way was to get even in a manner that the target never knew he had been had.

By the way, that two part glue that comes in a syringe dispenser works great for locks.

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[Pathfinder]

Been a long time ago, and I don't know if you could do it today with the new security measures used today.  Had a so called friend that was basically only out for himself and burned many of us in various ways.  He left his wallet laying out one day and I "barrowed" it and made a few quick calls.  Sure was funny watching him pull up to the marina gas dock and fill the cruiser up then find out that none of his credit cards were valid anymore.

Use to have a couple of books titled Get Even and Get Even Two by George Hayduke that were the complete books of dirty tricks, but i always thought the best way was to get even in a manner that the target never knew he had been had.

By the way, that two part glue that comes in a syringe dispenser works great for locks.

I'll second that. I'm going to recount a tale along those lines, but for a lot of reasons, I need to hide the names involved.

I was working for a client - let's call it W. I was with Company A, hired to provide QA and QC services on a large IT development project - $20 million was the budget in fact. Company A had hired company X to do the work, and company X had hired company Y to be their junior partner. Still with me?

Toward the end of my involvement at Company W, I was about to start on a project at Company N, basically doing the same thing for Company N that I did at company W. My last week, I went to my Company W boss' desk early one morning to drop something off. across the aisle was company Y's site manager's (top guy) cube, and there were a few papers on the floor outside his cube that had obviously slipped off. Being the nice guy I am, I picked them up and started to put them on the guy's desk. At Company W, I saw notes about Company N - Companies X and Y were going after that project too.

I read the details and made a copy of the pages (no one was in the office yet), put them back precisely where I had found them on the floor, - it was a 4 page battle plan from Company Y alone on how they were going to take the $60 million project away from their partner (company X - who invited them in) AND get the Company N management team tossed out as well. All neatly signed by the President of Company Y.

After I was at company N for a few weeks, I took my liaison out to lunch (Company N's #2 on the project), and showed her the notes. She went white as rice, and then red with fury. Two weeks later the 2 site managers (including the one with Company W who had moved to Company N to work) were escorted under armed guard from the property. To this day they have no clue what happened or how.

 

[billt]

She sounds like one of those types that kept the football when it landed in her yard when you were a kid.  Bill T.

[tombogan03884]

Vengeance is a dish best served cold. Some one, a mobster I think, once said that to be truly effective acts of revenge need to go unpunished.
In other words, if you are going to do something rotten to pay some one back, leaving yourself open to consequences defeats the purpose. They need to know they got shafted, why they got shafted, and know that there is absolutely nothing they can do about it.

[billt]

They need to know they got shafted, why they got shafted, and know that there is absolutely nothing they can do about it.

That's why you always call them an a$$hole right before you pull the trigger!     Bill T.

[philw]

haha 

classic TAB