March U.S. News Magazine..The Right to Bear Arms

[Marshal Halloway]

Dammit Outlaw. See what you went and got started?
 She is on a roll and I am the one who has to set next to her all day long and all night long and all day long and ---- you get my drift.
If you can't imagine what this is like--- imagine this.


Now you know why I am booking a flight to Colorado and the only thing in my suitcase is going to be a can of ass-whup for you.

 

[Hazcat]

OOHHH Outlaw!

Ya got problems now!  Da law man comin' ta get cha!  

[Bidah]

I can actually imagine that Marshall...

Of course my wife is better off when I get worked up like that, since I just sit and stew, and the 'hrrumph' every now and then.

-Bidah

[Outlaw]

Hey Marshal'ette..They have Cracker Jack Salesmen when you were growing up?

Don't bother thanking me for the article.

I do have empathy for your hubby though

[Outlaw]

Hey Marshall, Is that really your better half on the right there?

And if your coming to whup my ass you'd better bring lunch; and lots of beer of course

And don't bring any help such as that Michael B. character. I hear he shoots purdy strate

But if you do bring him, just bring more beer.....

[Sponsor]

[DDMac]

Well, Haz, you're off the hook for a little while. Until you stick your paw back in it again. Marshal, she should already expect KRAPP like that from the liberal print media. Generally speaking, they need a better caliber of subscriber, like, well.., the intellegent members of this forum for example. Not counting the lurking spies.

Maybe a nice day shooting, a good dinner, and a long back rub might help. OF COURSE for her. Might work out okay for you too. Problem solved. Peace be upon you both, and as Tom and Pathfinder often remind, post pictures (we'll settle for just the shooting part).  

Mac.

[tombogan03884]

Gun porn is an AWESOME antidote to control crazed liberal socialist scum, If you have to work and don't live close enough to the range   I have a special recipe to cure what ails M'ette since she DOES live close enough to a range, I call it Watermelon Whine
Ingredients:  several watermelons
                  Equal number of pictures of currently annoying socialist idiot politicians
                  Clear tape (shipping tape works best)
                  Weaponry of choice
 Tape pictures to watermelons, place at medium range, Now , blast ,shoot, hack, slash, smash, and inflict general mayhem to taste.
This recipe is highly recommended by GnySgt R. Lee Ermey USMC.   
                                         OOOH RAH !!!