As has often been pointed out, ignorance has a remedy in knowledge. But ya jus' cain't fix stoopid!
Although, if I could just get the proper twitch in my old arthritic booger picker, well then maybe I could spray from the hip, too.
This broad ('scuse me, M'ette) is an awful lot like my old cat. He sprays out his azz, too! (or at least in close proximity) sheesh...