Author Topic: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...  (Read 5691 times)

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It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« on: May 01, 2011, 10:23:04 AM »
Got a nice package in the mail yesterday from the Secret Hidden Bunker (TM).  The Zombie Slayer 2000 arrived, packed in a BrazTech "pistol" box that was suspiciously shaped to hold a Rossi Ranch Hand, complete with a copy of Trail Safe and some Shooting Gallery pins.

Thanks to Down Range TV!  Although my 10 year old said "sending us the knife wasn't very smart of Michael Bane...what is he going to do when the zombies come?  He's unprepared now!"



My kids didn't waste anytime ridding the neighborhood of a few Zeds.  We're pretty sure this one was a Type 2.

 
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2011, 10:51:22 AM »






Rule #8 - Double tap  ;)

Let me take one moment to publicly state You Suck!!!

Congrats & Enjoy! ... Did Bane tell you where to find Twinkies?
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2011, 10:54:10 AM »


The one on the left needs remedial training.  KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH!!!    ;D
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2011, 11:47:43 AM »

KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH!!!    ;D

CRAP...missed that.  He's usually very good.
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2011, 12:52:41 PM »
Rule #8 - Double tap  ;)

Let me take one moment to publicly state You Suck!!!

Congrats & Enjoy! ... Did Bane tell you where to find Twinkies?
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 08:23:17 AM »






such a shame that Sledge or I did not win that  

would of loved to see Custom's faces when that went though haha


once again Congrats you bastard  ;)
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 09:46:48 AM »
Congrats, KPR!
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 10:13:45 AM »
congrats and you do really suck         ;D
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 12:51:12 PM »
is that a bottle opener above the handle?
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Re: It came! With my Zombie Tools kukri, no Zed is safe...
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 07:59:06 PM »
I still hate you. ;D

 

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