Woman shoots dead intruder? MY GOD, the zombies are here! Quick boys, stock up on ammo. We'll rally at Kilo's place where he can put his zombie slaying kit to use.

FQ13
Just goes to prove that punctuation saves lives. That should have read,
Woman shoots dead, intruder
or better
Woman shoot intruder dead
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'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.