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ellis4538

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Re: BUSTED!
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2011, 05:09:44 AM »
Get a cat...they would never do something like that!

Richard

PS:  As an afterthought...my Grandad used to say FWIW "You have to be smarter than the animal before you can teach it anything!". 
Used to be "The only thing to FEAR was FEAR ITSELF", nowadays "The only thing to FEAR is GETTING CAUGHT!"

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Re: BUSTED!
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2011, 08:09:54 AM »
Now, why do I feel like I'm spending the evening out drinking with you guys and it's only 9 in the morning?


ROLF.
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
—Patrick Henry

"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
— Daniel Webster

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Re: BUSTED!
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 08:27:16 AM »



OMG!  I needed that this morning!!!!!!!!  ROFLMAO
When seconds mean the difference between life and death, the police will be minutes away.

You are either SOLVING the problem, or you ARE the problem.

ratcatcher55

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Re: BUSTED!
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2011, 09:18:19 AM »
I had a yellow Lab pup who was about 6 months old. We had planned to tile the enclosed porch and had the morter, grout and  redish tiles stacked in the corner. The dog slept out there and he ignored the materials.

I drive 400 miles to help my brother move and my father in law tags along for something to do.

I get a frantic phone call from my wife the dog has broken in to the grout bag and is now blood red in color. She thinks he's been eat the stuff as well. I tell her to call my dad and have him come over and hose off the dog.

After an epic battle, Labs hate clean water for some reason, the dog is a redish yellow tint, the porch is swept up and the wife is saying it's all my fault.

I get home the next day and take the dog on a run.  Along the way he stops, squats and shits a brick!, Really, the grout make the stool look like a little red paver. Kept it up for another day or so. Little bricks every time he he had to take a dump.

He ended up being a great hunting dog but God he was a bone head!

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Re: BUSTED!
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 07:26:17 PM »
Rat,
I love this story...I had a choc. lab and we called him Sir Brick because of his color.  Brings back good memories.  He was also a good hunting dog and a bone head.
Give me liberty or I'll get my guns and get it myself.

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