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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2011, 01:20:57 PM »
That voice could kill an erection quicker than Janet Reno in a negligee.

I can't imagine sleeping with that regardless of her Estrogen level.  Bill T.

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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2011, 01:40:45 PM »
Her name is Cara Hartmann and her eHarmony vid is approaching 8 million views, which  means she is making money.

Here is her YouTube URL for anyone interested

http://www.youtube.com/user/hartmanncara#p/u/1/bC-VLawI6rc

on one video posted there, she seems to have a much less irritating voice.



Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2011, 05:07:28 PM »
She should be forced to sleep with Weiner!  Bill T.

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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2011, 07:58:20 PM »
She should be forced to sleep with Weiner!  Bill T.
Or vice versa. ;D
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2011, 09:07:54 PM »
If she loves cats so much, lets interduce her to HAZ.  ;D
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
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« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2011, 10:29:50 PM »
Damn, the girl must be strong cause that is a whole lot of crazy for one person to be carrying around. That being said, I'd dress up in a cat costume and show her all about the cat love.

Yes I am a bit twisted sometimes  ;D
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2011, 07:31:45 AM »
 8) Uh, folks, that was an Oscar winning performance, if you hadn't noticed...
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2011, 07:57:23 AM »
8) Uh, folks, that was an Oscar winning performance, if you hadn't noticed...

Absolutely correct.  She seems to be doing these videos to gain attention, seems she might be interested in Hollywood.

Maybe not your choice of a life mate but not the kook she appears to be on the video, however, MANY folks take it as a genuine video rather than the parody performance it is.

 
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
—Patrick Henry

"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
— Daniel Webster

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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2011, 08:19:43 AM »
8) Uh, folks, that was an Oscar winning performance, if you hadn't noticed...

Absolutely correct.  She seems to be doing these videos to gain attention, seems she might be interested in Hollywood.

Maybe not your choice of a life mate but not the kook she appears to be on the video, however, MANY folks take it as a genuine video rather than the parody performance it is.

 


The scary part is the ones who agree with her.       :o

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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2011, 08:42:13 AM »

The scary part is the ones who agree with her.       :o

Found a site that listed the 10 most hilarious responses to her video. 

I did not view any of them, but can only hope they were all spoofs like hers.
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
—Patrick Henry

"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
— Daniel Webster

 

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