It's not a "Q-tip" its a "Cotton swab"
It's not Velcro, it's a "hook and loop fastener"
And it's DA@# sure NOT "Noss", it's any one of a hundred other
correct names.

(D@#@ movies!)
Proper grammar is to hard. Let's face it we're to lazy to even call each other these days. We just text everybody.
The zombies aren't going to attack. We're just turning into them!