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GD, JB...
« on: July 11, 2011, 10:31:52 PM »
Today I had a cute 15-16 year old girl come up to me and asked me for my phone number...   ::)   I've looked like I was 18 since I was 18 lol


So we are doing this energy audit at this mall.( you know that place you never go with out the wife or the kids)  We were spending alot of time around the food court area, looking at fixtures and the like.  Just walking around with a clip board.

Three young girls come up,  Start asking me questions about kattie perry, then  one says "you're kind of cute" and asks where I go to high school, she then asks if she can have my number...  my reply  "excuse me? where am I going to High school?  I lost my virginity before you were born.  I'm turning 30 next month" I got some funny looks fallowed by  "what, I thought you were a senior or going to college"   More funny looks, then she gives me a hug and runs off with her friends.

I tell you kids these days...
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Re: GD, JB...
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 05:22:58 AM »
Check your wallet!

Richard

PS:  That's called Jailbait and switch!  LOL
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Re: GD, JB...
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 07:57:56 AM »
Pffffft.....not impressed.   

I got carded a bit ago and I was 62 years old.

Of course, I was applying for SS and  had to prove I was old enough  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: GD, JB...
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2011, 08:34:57 AM »
Hi;

     Enjoy the "compliments" on looking young and sexy from hot chicks. Later on you will be B****in when they call you Pap or Gramps and you could still out do them on your worst day ! It starts when they whistle/hoot/holler at you and then really see you and then make the comment " O, thats sombodys dad ".
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