Well I hope you kicked that B#$ch to the curb for that! 
The only reason she lasted as long as she did was world class, phenomenal, perfect tits. I mean
PERFECT.

(That and she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch....I guess that's 3 reasons)
Sadly, even perfect boobies when boozed up every day just lose their luster.
Meanwhile back at the ranch....
I've tried to get my G27 to fail by using only my thumb and trigger finger to fire it like 2how explained with 1911s.
It never failed to feed the next round while flipping through the air - and me trying to catch it like a
dumbass.