A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”
Thankfully Marshal'ette isnt a TSA operator!http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/So anyone on here from wyoming?
“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”
A female business traveller had had enough of airport security and decided to conduct a search of her own.Yukari Mihamae, 61, was arrested last week after she squeezed the breasts of a US Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer at an Arizona airport.The TSA has come out and said that the woman refused to go through passenger screening and became argumentative before she groped a female agent's breasts with both hands.When interviewed, Ms. Mihamae said that she was “fed up” with how the TSA conduct their searches and how she has been “manhandled in the past”.As is the case with most controversial events, a Facebook page has been set up in support of Ms. Mihamae. She just wanted the agent to know what a grope feels like.A page titled “Acquit Yukari Mihamae” has attracted over 3,000 ‘likes’ (as of July 20) with many of the comments listing Mihamae as a “hero”, “freedom fighter” and “fighting for her right to party!!!”. We suspect the last person got a little carried away.The TSA in the US have had the spotlight shone on them over the past year as some believe their search methods to be somewhat intrusive. The invasiveness of their search methods includes a pat down of the crotch, arse, breasts and also a scan through a controversial full body scanner.Ms Mihamae was released on Friday. No charges have yet been filed.
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