Don't ban baggy, droopy pants. They make the asshats of society easier for the cops to catch when they try to run. 
Plus they can be tactical. This ad was brought to you by your hyper paranoid, zero-tolerance type white bread PTA.

It is funny as hell without meaning to be. It really is amazing how funny people with no sense of humor can be (Baggy pants, well.... isn't that special?).
Of course, if you're us, you see it as an instructional video. Pincus, are you out there?

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