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I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« on: August 29, 2011, 01:00:12 PM »
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President Obama Authorizes Presidential Disaster Area For Dickinson, Clay Counties

This was an actual headline on my radio station's website.  How ironic that the words "Obama", "Presidential", and "Disaster" should appear in the same headline.   ;D
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 01:46:55 PM »
He should declare a "Presidential disaster" for the entire country.
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 02:03:39 PM »
I think they've just handed the Loyal Opposition it's latest and most apt slogan...and "In his own words" too boot.

I see bumper stickers, yard signs and all kinds of "memorabilia" coming out of this....   Glorious.

Maybe even the MSN won't be able to pass up a chance at this one.
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 04:02:20 PM »
The link in case you want to share with others:

http://www.ask4direct.com/InfoRead.asp?id=KIWA&InfoID=735522
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 04:18:10 PM »
This is for counties hit with bad stuff from July 9th to July 14th.....

My, only a month and a half after it happened....now that is what I call decisive action when it is needed most.....

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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 07:25:06 PM »
I hate to sound so ignorant being so close and all, but what is the disaster?
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 08:44:06 PM »
Quote from: m58 on August 30, 2011, 07:25:06 PM
I hate to sound so ignorant being so close and all, but what is the disaster?

A community organizer had a hang nail.   Their insurance company wouldn't cover it as it was a pre-existing condition ("You had fingernails when you applied didn't you.")  The local emergency room wouldn't handle the case but refered the organizer to a Wal-Mart pharmacy.

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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 09:02:32 PM »
Quote from: alfsauve on August 30, 2011, 08:44:06 PM
A community organizer had a hang nail.   Their insurance company wouldn't cover it as it was a pre-existing condition ("You had fingernails when you applied didn't you.")  The local emergency room wouldn't handle the case but refered the organizer to a Wal-Mart pharmacy.



Oh thank God!

I thought maybe the cheerleaders had gotten loose and were poisoned by the astro turf again  ;)
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 05:54:59 PM »
Quote from: m58 on August 30, 2011, 07:25:06 PM
I hate to sound so ignorant being so close and all, but what is the disaster?


Severe thunderstorms with large hail and nasty winds earlier this summer.  In Dickinson County there were several boats knocked of hoists and sunk, and others blown up onto the shore.  LOTS of damage.
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Re: I Love The Smell Of Irony In The Morning
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 01:07:38 AM »
Quote from: tt11758 on September 03, 2011, 05:54:59 PM

Severe thunderstorms with large hail and nasty winds earlier this summer.  In Dickinson County there were several boats knocked of hoists and sunk, and others blown up onto the shore.  LOTS of damage.

Is that what laid down your corn in patches and took out that hog barn just north of your lovely community?
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