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MerchantService.com Offers a FREE AK-47 with Merchant Account
« on: September 18, 2011, 08:28:39 PM »
SARASOTA, Fla., Sept. 15, 2011 -- /PRNewswire/ -- MerchantService.com, a leading retail merchant account provider, is pleased to announce their "No Merchant Victims" campaign.  This program features a FREE GUN Incentive to encourage Merchants to stand their ground and protect themselves.

"Keep in mind we are not simply handing out AK-47 assault rifles to anyone who opens an account with us.  Instead, the merchant receives a voucher that can be used at any reputable gun shop where they must go through the proper background checks and waiting period that the law requires," said Gino Kauzlarich, President of MerchantService.com, Inc. 

Theft and Medical Coverage

Although the chances of being robbed may be low, most people have experienced feelings of unease at one time or another while conducting a transaction with a merchant account.  This coverage includes lost cash replacement, hospitalization and an accidental death benefit for losses occurring during a robbery at your location.

PCI Breach Coverage

This coverage will pay the multiple expenses incurred by a company that experiences a security breach with their merchant account, helping to ease and expedite resolution of the incident for all parties involved.  It also provides services to help mitigate financial losses to customers impacted by the incident, including identity recovery services and credit monitoring.

Enhanced Transaction Security

The Fraud Protection utility implements safety precautions with an online merchant account when accepting credit cards over the phone or Internet. Due to the inherent risks associated with these transaction types, this program allows merchants to develop a negative database to help prevent against fraudulent transactions and avoid charge backs by disallowing purchases based on credit card number, name, and country.

"Our No Merchant Victims campaign is designed to earn your business with a value proposition that is unmatched in our industry today," says Kauzlarich.  "This special program is designed to protect merchants against robberies, employee theft, hackers and credit card processing rate increases," he adds.

For more information regarding this special program, visit www.nomerchantvictims.com

To read more on this topic visit http://www.merchantservice.com/merchant-account-blog/index.php/2011/09/free-ak-47-with-merchant-account/

About MerchantService.com, Inc.

MerchantService.com provides leading edge credit card processing and business management solutions proven to improve efficiency and reduce expense.  They feature the most economical merchant account pricing program in the industry, and they have NOT raised their markup rates over interchange in over 15 years of operations.

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Re: MerchantService.com Offers a FREE AK-47 with Merchant Account
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 08:35:10 PM »
Good choice. The AK,,,,,,, simple, reliable, and efficient. I think the anti's are going to need Immodium to help with the sh**s.

They get all worked up when capitalism rears its head....

I's say an AK sure does "help ensure minimal losses during a robbery".....

Good for them.

Thomas Jefferson: The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government. That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants."
Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: MerchantService.com Offers a FREE AK-47 with Merchant Account
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 09:19:32 AM »
Well???  did ya open an account and get your voucher?
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