It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are
deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living
on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the
motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms
upstairs to pick one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next
door to pay his debt to the butcher. (Stay with this and pay attention).
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the
pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to
his supplier, the Co-op. The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to
pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and
has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with
the hotel owner. (Almost done... keep reading). The hotel proprietor then
places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect
anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms
are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves. No one produced
anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that
they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.
And that, my friends, is how a "stimulus package" works!