A campaign disguised as a musical tour, and vice versa.... that IS interesting- kill two birds with one stone. See- I've already got some cliche's to use too. Too bad Crusty Christie didn't go for the national stage...I could go right to govonator. (Haugh, haugh, haugh).
Seems like a lot of trouble to get a CCW though. It would probably be easier to convince Maggie to move near TT. Still, gotta sell "This Old Dump" before we can make a move.
In another thread TAB had said that he always wanted to own an old house and enjoyed billing people to work on them. I used to be a contractor and I could NOT KEEP UP with mine. Reference the movie "The Money Pit". I'm dreaming of a rancher on a ranch.
Dude, you have the ZZ Top laugh down! That right there is golden. As far as the campaign/musical tour? Think Kinky Friedman running for Texas governor. He didn't get elected, but he got a lot air time and sold a whole lot of records and books. All of which he deserved. I mean how many country singers would dare to write a song entitled "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore"

. You are missing a bet here. Tell you what, throw in a couple of political jokes at your next gig. Jokingly suggest that you are running for Congress. Admit the bad stuf in your past, but say something like "But hey, I can't screw it up anymore than these guys". See how the crowds react. If you get a positive response, as I think you will, give it some thought.
FQ13 who is very, very far from joking here and starting to look at things like a cold blooded political operator.
PS If I PM you asking for census data and voting histories in your precinct, slap me.