Sweet God Alf, you have come up with the ultimate, Honey I had to buy it, excuse. Sorry, but I am ROFL to the point that coffee is coming out of my nose. Let me translate.
"I need a a very expensive (some would say over priced) revolver as it has sufficient weight to hit someone over the head, and that dear could save our lives"
"well yes dear, but before you buy another $1000 S@W revolver to "protect" us, don't you think that .41 mag is kind of a boutique round"?
"Not at all dear, and with the 6" barrel I can pistol whip any hooligan into submission(strutting around the room)".
"That's true dear, but for one third the price I can just shoot the asshole with my new kel-tec, no pistol whipping required, so why don't you just calm down and come back to bed"?
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