Ok,
Lessons learned:
1. If you want to make it as a news reader in China get a REALLY shiny faux leather jacket.
2. NEVER, under any circumstances, piss off the fat chick.
3. In China, LEOs don't shoot till the subject stops resisting, they shoot till the f....r is flat out dead (and good for them).
4. A drugged coke is for wimps, real women prefer a Tokarev, (or whatever she was using).
5. The Chinese do need to instruct their cops that is not necessary to take three running steps PRIOR to shooting someone in the head. While we all will give the girl style points for enthusiasm and artistic merit, someone does need to explain that a handgun is a distance weapon, you don't need to be up close with it. Shoot first, run in later. (However, given Haz jr.'s obsession with bayoneting hogs with a blade taken from his perfectly functional rifle, I do see a potential mail order bride here Haz
).
6. I love the fact that what I assume is MSM in China does take their standard "body count/ flashing red light" evening news and turns it into an SD seminar by walking you through the scenario, and giving you multiple replays of the draw, stance etc. Well done and kudos to China here. I would pay $100 to see a story reported this way in LA or NY.
FQ13 who is ROFLing so bad it hurts. An EXCELLENT post! thanks.
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