Don't you hate it when there right?

[Solus]

Now this is why a married man is so much luckier than a single man.

A single man might make a mistake and never know he made it.

[Timothy]

Now this is why a married man is so much luckier than a single man.

A single man might make a mistake and never know he made it.

I don't know about that Solus.  I once had a gorgeous, 6' blonde give a right cross as a reminder of my stupidity!  It was the only time I've been knocked on my ass!

 

[Solus]

I don't know about that Solus.  I once had a gorgeous, 6' blonde give a right cross as a reminder of my stupidity!  It was the only time I've been knocked on my ass!

 

Did you manage to keep her?

[Timothy]

Did you manage to keep her?

For a time, yes!  I was a young man then of merely 22 or so, she was a tad bit older and we worked together for several years.  It was one of many, many, many girlfriends I've had over the years while fishing for the "one"!

My wife of 28 years is 5' nothing and a brunette.  She doesn't have the reach!

 

[ellis4538]

It's not lhe left hook I worry about, it's the left foot to the B...S, or the right!

Richard

[Sponsor]

[Timothy]

It's not lhe left hook I worry about, it's the left foot to the B...S, or the right!

Richard

She was just pissed Richard!  She didn't want me out of commission for the nights make up sex!

 

[Magoo541]

I don't hate it when they're right, I hate it when they know they're right! 

BTW I've only been hit once by a woman (that I remember) and I laughed at her.  Granted it was my first wife and she was leaving me and our three kids but she wound up and hit me with the phone in her hand with all she had.  Would have taken a hit ten times harder if I'd known that was the end of her BS 

[tt11758]

For a time, yes!  I was a young man then of merely 22 or so, she was a tad bit older and we worked together for several years.  It was one of many, many, many girlfriends I've had over the years while fishing for the "one"!

My wife of 28 years is 5' nothing and a brunette.  She doesn't have the reach!

 

Mine is 5' 8", has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and knows not only when and where I sleep, but also the combination to the gun safe.

[tombogan03884]

Mine is 5' 8", has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and knows not only when and where I sleep, but also the combination to the gun safe.

You are soooo screwed.   

[fightingquaker13]

Mine is 5' 8", has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and knows not only when and where I sleep, but also the combination to the gun safe.

Its not the gun safe you need to worry about, its the kitchen knives. To quote Louis Carrol "The Vorpal blade goes snicker snack". Just ask John Wayne Bobbit.
FQ13