I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !

[Ichiban]

It's probably a good thing you "can't make this stuff up".
You'd have to be a very messed up SOB to do it.

Stephen King?

[lhprop1]

21 years old with 4 kids, from 2-7 years old.  Something tells me she has probably made a lot of poor life choices.  http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2012/06/13/charges-woman-left-4-children-inside-hot-vehicle-nearly-30-minutes/

[tombogan03884]

Stephen King?

Notice he hasn't had a really good book since he quit drinking ?

[billt]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/25/nyc-police-officer-arrested-for-alleged-cannibal-plot/

New York's finest?? I've heard of "eating" women, but come on!

[billt]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/22/california-man-pleads-not-guilty-to-killing-wife-cooking-her-body-and-freezing/%20?test=latestnews

I wonder if this guy's related to the New York Cop? Both seem to have the same "taste" in women.

[Sponsor]

[PegLeg45]

Thought about posting this in Tom's "Are you on drugs" thread.........

A STORY ABOUT POOP, WEED & A NAKED OLD DUDE

Man leads police on 100 mph chase

Shoppers and employees at the local Walmart store got more than just after Thanksgiving bargains earlier this week when a South Padre Island man allegedly exposed himself in the middle of the store and ultimately led police on an approximate 100 mile-per-hour chase across the Queen Isabella Causeway.
Walter Thomas Ellison, age 69, of South Padre Island, was apprehended by Port Isabel police and booked on one charge of indecent exposure, one charge of driving while intoxicated, one charge of causing an accident involving damage and possession of marijuana – each a Class B Misdemeanor.

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According to Chief Gonzales, the entire episode began when Ellison allegedly soiled his shorts and proceeded to drop them in the middle of the Walmart men’s department in exchange for a pair off the rack, exposing himself in the processes. When approached by a store employee, Ellison fled, jumped into his car, and allegedly struck the victim’s car as he left the parking lot.



http://portisabelsouthpadre.com/?p=6410

Just for sh!ts & giggles, I guess.........

[billt]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/rapper-cuts-off-penis-reattach-fails/?cmpid=NL_fntop

It's good to see there is so much intelligence in the hip hop industry. Perhaps using the ladies room from now on will give him a more sympathetic and respectable look at the female species, and stop calling them "hoes".

[tombogan03884]

I saw that this AM, I just read the headline and assumed he died .

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/17/wu-tang-linked-rapper-cut-off-penis-and-leapt-off-balcony-say-reports
I'm guessing that's what he intended.
Oh well, the best laid (which he will not be ) plans of mice and eunuchs etc.

[billt]

Hell, if you're going to do yourself in by jumping off a balcony, why the slice job before hand?

[tombogan03884]

Maybe he was hoping to bleed to death on the way down .
Maybe there is a rational explanation, perhaps he had an accident while slicing veggies naked and realizing what he'd done threw himself out the window .
Probably not.
I remember reading somewhere that the "Wu Tang" was the oldest surviving example of the samurai style sword, the design being brought to Japan by the early Buddhist monks, I can't find a link confirming that though so I'm not sure of the accuracy .