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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 10:02:46 AM »
Bill, you should have retitled the thread:

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Amen.  I've got a buddy (retired police chief) with a coffee mug emblazoned with that phrase.
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2011, 11:55:52 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/12/17/new-york-woman-allegedly-burned-to-death-in-elevator/?test=latestnews

It just keeps getting worse.

Over a $2000 debt!  So instead he'll never see the light of day or the money!  Garden sprayer controls are on the horizon along with ID checks at the gas station. ::)
He who dares wins.  SAS

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 03:52:35 PM »
Turn about is fair play right ?
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/shoplifters-robbed-while-stealing-grocery-store-192530012.html

Two accused shoplifters got a taste of their own medicine when they sought to clear out of the crime--and found that a passing malefactor had broken into their own car.

Security personnel were in the process of questioning Korin Vanhouten, 47, and Eldon Alexander, 36, at an Ogden, Utah WinCo supermarket, accused of stealing makeup, energy bars and batteries. At the end of the interrogation, they left with a citation for attempted shoplifting.

However, they soon stumbled on to the scene of a successful carlifting, with the awkward discovery that while they were in the WinCo, someone--or several someones--had broken into their car.

And as it turned out, the ironies were just starting to multiply. For Vanhouten and Alexander proceeded to report the ransacking of their vehicle to the same officer who had issued them their shoplifting citation.

In the process of leaving the WinCo lot, the officer came upon "the two suspects trying to flag him down in the parking lot," as Ogden Police Lt. Eric Young characterized the surreal moment for the Deseret News. "And he goes over to their location and realizes that their vehicle has actually been burglarized. They ended up having their stereo and amplifier, a drum machine and some cigarettes stolen from their vehicle," Young said.

The car break-in reportedly happened while the police officer's car was parked nearby.

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 05:16:37 PM »



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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 07:15:42 PM »




Bubba, there ain't enough tequila in the WORLD....
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2011, 07:21:51 PM »
I think the cop fired his Tazer up her butt.  ;D

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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2011, 07:23:28 PM »
Jeepers creepers. Where'd ya get those peepers?  ;D
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Re: I Swear You Can't Make This Stuff Up !
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2011, 07:25:18 PM »
Jeepers creepers. Where'd ya get those peepers?  ;D

She probably stole those too.   ;D

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