So do fat Norwegians
However, this one has gotten old enough there is a danger of breaking something ... something more than what he lands on
I have proof of that statement to the tune of four ribs, one hip, one scapula, one ocular socket, one cheekbone, three toes, two vertebrae, one spleen and one kidney!
Other than that, it was a wonderful morning!

p.s. My grandma was a MN Iverson...