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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 12:36:24 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on December 22, 2011, 12:01:29 PM
I can see the date preperations now:
Shower and shave? check.
Clean undies? check.
Dinner reservations? check.
Condoms? check.
Lawyer's business card and bail money? check. ;D
Colt .45 and 2 extra mags.
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2011, 04:06:48 PM »
Can someone wrap Ashley with a bow and make her my gift?  :D
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2011, 04:29:45 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on December 22, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
Can someone wrap Ashley with a bow and make her my gift?  :D

Do you REALLY...........................nah, it's too easy.   ;D
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2011, 01:29:11 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on December 22, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
Can someone wrap Ashley with a bow and make her my gift?  :D
Ask me next year, if you don't mind re-gifting. ;) Says FQ13 in a delusional state. I mean honestly, she can do carpentry, field strip a Glock, wrap a present, and I'm sure has certain other talents as well. What more do you want?
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 01:38:55 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on December 23, 2011, 01:29:11 AM
Ask me next year, if you don't mind re-gifting. ;) Says FQ13 in a delusional state. I mean honestly, she can do carpentry, field strip a Glock, wrap a present, and I'm sure has certain other talents as well. What more do you want?
FQ13


rich, mute, owns a shooting range, and a full automated reloading press.

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I actually don't find her that attractive, the tatts and fake tatas are a big turn off to me.
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2011, 06:18:27 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on December 23, 2011, 01:29:11 AM
Ask me next year, if you don't mind re-gifting. ;) Says FQ13 in a delusional state. I mean honestly, she can do carpentry, field strip a Glock, wrap a present, and I'm sure has certain other talents as well. What more do you want?
FQ13


Since we're in the 8 Days of Hannukkah, I will paraphrase a question that Jews usually ask during Passover - How is today different?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm with TAB on this one, fake tatas - meh. Tats on a woman, totally turned off. At least she doesn't have a tramp stamp. And why do I feel compelled to add one word to that last comment - "Yet!"
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2011, 10:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on December 23, 2011, 06:18:27 AM
Since we're in the 8 Days of Hannukkah, I will paraphrase a question that Jews usually ask during Passover - How is today different?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm with TAB on this one, fake tatas - meh. Tats on a woman, totally turned off. At least she doesn't have a tramp stamp. And why do I feel compelled to add one word to that last comment - "Yet!"

IF you can touch them, then they are real.
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2011, 10:58:25 PM »
Quote from: bodean87 on December 23, 2011, 10:43:37 PM
IF you can touch them, then they are real.

so you have touched them?
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Re: Gift wraping instructions
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2011, 08:44:30 PM »
Nope. Just my view on them. If i can touch them they are real, if not they are a figment of my imagination, or they might as well be.
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