You ever have one of those days....

[Hazcat]

www.sturmfh.com

Guess what this has to do with anything?

I give up.

[DDMac]

Something like a perpetual motion device? From bullet spitters to backhoes, Sturm has you covered???
Am I close?  Mac.

[Hazcat]

Sturm Ruger??

[MikeBjerum]

Sturm Ruger??

My employment agreement says NO  WAY!!!"  However, they have been turning a blind eye as long as I keep it low key.

[Hazcat]

My employment agreement says NO  WAY!!!"  However, they have been turning a blind eye as long as I keep it low key.

So SPILL!  I don't understand the whole thing.  For whom do you work?

[Sponsor]

[MikeBjerum]

So SPILL!  I don't understand the whole thing.  For whom do you work?

www.sturmfh.com

Select "About us" button on left side

That be me and my lovely bride (Mike & Audrey) on left lower corner of the licensed directors and their spouses

Continue to scroll down, and you will find my "cell" in Mountain Lake where I waste my bosses time (unless I'm running to the other places to lend a hand)

I was looking for a change from the national consolidator I was working for, and Ron Sturm was nice enough to hire me, build a brand new building and put my name on the sign.  All that and a paycheck too!

[Hazcat]

Very Nice!

National cosolidater to licensed funeral director.  That's a career change!

And you think (have hints?) that this Sturm is related to 'that' Sturm?

[MikeBjerum]

I was in the funeral business when I was employed by a national consolidater.  That is the PC term for investment groups that buy funeral homes and cemeteries all over the country and try to turn them into a chain store.  Really neat trying to serve a family in SW MN with the same ideas they expect in New York, California, or Texas.  A "Bean Counter" once compared us to McDonalds,and how someday a person could walk into any of their funeral homes nation wide and order a #1 and get exactly the same thing.  That's the point when I knew I needed to find a new boss.

I asked him if they were related, and he said (claims) they are not related.  However, his only experience with guns was when he was in the service and forced to use one, so he probably has never looked into it.