How Do You Know You're Shopping In Texas ?

[billt]

[bluesman001]

Amen

[JLawson]

 

[philw]

I wish

[fightingquaker13]

I've seen that one a dozen times and it still makes me laugh. It reminds of when the World Cup was held in Dallas back in the '90s. Some Brit reporter from the BBC was doing man on the street inerviews and asking about whether the city was concerned about soccer hooligans. There was this priceless momment when this CPA looking guy she asked, puled his suit coat back and revealed a shoulder rig. His comment, "Dalrlin', this is Texas, you look around, probably one in ten of us are packing. We aren't all that worried". She looked like she'd been slapped with a dead mullet.
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