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My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« on: January 10, 2012, 05:48:07 PM »
Provided for your approval..... :o



I am so craving wings and beer right now...

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2012, 05:56:05 PM »
Now that's what I call a saleable skill!!

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2012, 05:57:56 PM »
I've seen some ping pong ball talent that's better!

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2012, 06:32:43 PM »
I think I am in love!
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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2012, 06:42:03 PM »
forget the wings... I am craving breasts right now!   :P

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2012, 06:53:48 PM »
How did she do that?

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2012, 10:02:16 PM »
I've seen some ping pong ball talent that's better!

 ;D ;D

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 05:27:11 AM »
How did she do that?

Very well, actually.  ;)
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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 08:10:33 AM »
1991...Victory Drive.....Columbus, GA..........I ain't saying nuthin' else.    ;)  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: My Future Third Ex-Wife....Because She Has Talent....For TAB
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2012, 10:25:30 AM »
She has talent!


Reminds me of an old joke:

How do you get 4 queers on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.

I didn't say it was a good joke.

 

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