Time to get the tinfoil hats back out

[unique]

Had to get up earlier than normal this morning.  Set the clock radio for 4:30.  Instead of our usual conservative talk radio, I got something called "Coast to Coast Radio with George Noory".
In the twenty minutes or so that it took to get up and dressed I learned:
1- Iraq had found some ancient weapon and French archeologist's stole it before it could be used
2- Bigfoot is an alien.
3- The pyramids are a defensive weapon used in an ancient war of worlds (Cosmic War I guess is the name of the book)
4- The pyramids are some sort of crystal something or other that keep the planet from getting larger (the reason the continents moved apart was that the planet grew bigger) and also they allow life to exist on the planet.  Don't know how life existed before the pyramids.
5- Some guy invented a gravity amplifying machine and was sending George pictures.
That's a lot of information to get before five AM!
At first I thought is was some kind of joke, but went to Google and found out this guy is serious, has even won some Emmy's.
First I discover Jerry Springer, now it's George Noory, and they've got to have thousands of believers to stay in business.  Scary.
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking down a country road and the the rest of the world took a left turn and I missed it.
Sometimes I want to line all my hats with tinfoil.
Most of the time I just want to go out and live in the woods.

[Hazcat]

Coast to Coast has been around a LONG time.  Noory has been the host for I guess 5 or so years.  The creator and old host Art Bell, was a 'true beliver' in this stuff.

[Teresa Heilevang]

I have extra foil... ( in case times get really bad)...want me to share? 

[tombogan03884]

Had to get up earlier than normal this morning.  Set the clock radio for 4:30.  Instead of our usual conservative talk radio, I got something called "Coast to Coast Radio with George Noory".
In the twenty minutes or so that it took to get up and dressed I learned:
1- Iraq had found some ancient weapon and French archeologist's stole it before it could be used
2- Bigfoot is an alien.
3- The pyramids are a defensive weapon used in an ancient war of worlds (Cosmic War I guess is the name of the book)
4- The pyramids are some sort of crystal something or other that keep the planet from getting larger (the reason the continents moved apart was that the planet grew bigger) and also they allow life to exist on the planet.  Don't know how life existed before the pyramids.
5- Some guy invented a gravity amplifying machine and was sending George pictures.
That's a lot of information to get before five AM!
At first I thought is was some kind of joke, but went to Google and found out this guy is serious, has even won some Emmy's.
First I discover Jerry Springer, now it's George Noory, and they've got to have thousands of believers to stay in business.  Scary.
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking down a country road and the the rest of the world took a left turn and I missed it.
Sometimes I want to line all my hats with tinfoil.
Most of the time I just want to go out and live in the woods.

Got to disagree on one thing, they need lots of LISTENERS, not nessicarily BELIEVERS, just other poor guys like you who couldn't find any thing else to listen to at O dark thirty. I agree whole heartedly with the " Go live in the woods part.

[Hazcat]

Back when it was Art Bell I used to turn him on at night.  He had a great voice to go to sleep to.

[Sponsor]

[unique]

I have extra foil... ( in case times get really bad)...want me to share? 

You are a dear, sweet and generous person...you're not an alien are you?
Art

[gunman1911]

I am glad that I don't have to worry I live in a tin foil house!

[unique]

Been a tough week, so I took some time off today to vegetate.  Did a Google search on Bigfoot/alien and found this on a forum;
He also described how our gov't is secretly working with many alien species. One of which is the notorious BIGFOOT. He said they are not of this planet and in fact are used as physical laborers by the more intelligent ETs.
Then this reply;
Yes Bigfoot is apelike but there are ET'S called the nordics that look human just slender and a bit taller w/ white hair and fair skin. There are also Reptilians who look like humanoid lizards. My point is yes it's probably a species like Gigantopithicus(spelling) but it could be alien to this planet, never know.
My question is;
While our standard carry guns should be enough for a nordic, what caliber would we need to stop and enraged reptilian?  Maybe one on drugs?
I wonder if tinfoil underwear would chafe?
Been a long week.

[Pathfinder]

Been a tough week, so I took some time off today to vegetate.  Did a Google search on Bigfoot/alien and found this on a forum;
He also described how our gov't is secretly working with many alien species. One of which is the notorious BIGFOOT. He said they are not of this planet and in fact are used as physical laborers by the more intelligent ETs.
Then this reply;
Yes Bigfoot is apelike but there are ET'S called the nordics that look human just slender and a bit taller w/ white hair and fair skin. There are also Reptilians who look like humanoid lizards. My point is yes it's probably a species like Gigantopithicus(spelling) but it could be alien to this planet, never know.
My question is;
While our standard carry guns should be enough for a nordic, what caliber would we need to stop and enraged reptilian?  Maybe one on drugs?
I wonder if tinfoil underwear would chafe?
Been a long week.

Damn, I just got this zombie hunting down, and now I gotta worry about effective calibers for Bigfoot, nordics and reptiliods?? What's next, Time Lords?

 

[TAB]

Something tells me tin foil is not going to be enough.