Why is this person on the SCOTUS?

[tombogan03884]

But Tom, you don't need to be a lawyer or even have a law degree to be a judge.  If you would get out and do some kissin' you too could be a judge!

I'd have to become a gay prostitute to get my self respect back.

[MikeBjerum]

I'd have to become a gay prostitute to get my self respect back.

I thought you were 

[Pathfinder]

I thought you were 

BAZINGA!!!!!!

[tombogan03884]

I thought you were  

Not really, but I didn't want any one to find out I ran for State rep.  
You know Harry Truman was quoted as saying "Don't tell my mother I'm a politician. She thinks I play piano in a whore house."