Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!

[kmitch200]

PROPOFOL - AKA - Milk of Amnesia.
If they don't offer it, ask for it!

And I never want to hear the words "bowel" and "cleansing" in the same sentence again. My doc told me to do the Miralax & Gatorade routine. After reading the instructions on the miralax bottle, I calcualated out that I was taking 11 TIMES the regular dose. It tastes OK but the results are same. 

[Big Frank]

The fun really starts when nothing but stomach acid is coming out. 

[shooter32]

The fun really starts when nothing but stomach acid is coming out. 

Fun  . I have yet to have a colonoscopy and this isn't helping!

[MikeBjerum]

Fun  . I have yet to have a colonoscopy and this isn't helping!

You've survived several years of the IRS and living under the rule of Pres. BHO:  It really isn't any different.  Just bend over and grab your ankles 

[shooter32]

You've survived several years of the IRS and living under the rule of Pres. BHO:  It really isn't any different.  Just bend over and grab your ankles  

BOHICA.  

[Sponsor]

[MikeBjerum]

Shooter32:

I just checked and saw that you are only 49.  Just like 30 triggers the finger treatment, 50 triggers an entire broadcast studio insertion.

Happy Birthday Big Boy 

[MikeBjerum]

By the way,  where is the blonde that started all this joy 

[Solus]

There is something positive to be gleaned from this otherwise uncomfortable procedure.  Since you have to be doing all this anyway, now is the time to capture this data.

Follow these instructions to gain a valuable statistic about yourself.

1.  Just before you drink the prep, weigh yourself and record the weight.
2.  Just before you leave for the Med Center, when the prep has had maximum time to do it's job, weigh yourself again.
3.  Subtract the second weight from the first.
4.  Divide the difference from Step 3 by the second weight.
5.  Multiply the result from Step 4 by 100 to give a percentage.

For example, if the first weight is 200 and the second is 150, the difference is 50, divided by 150 is .3333, times 100 is 33.33%
This is just an example and is not typical.  Only a few here will have a percentage that high.

Post your percentage to this thread.  It will be help everyone, yourself included, to know and understand you better.

In fact, this information is so meaningful that it should be a required part of the resume of every politician.

I think I will call it the FOS Index.

[jaybet]

....so that's 50 pounds of S**T in a 150 pound meat bag making it 200 pounds total with a S**T percentage of 33.333%  OR is it 50 pounds of S**T in a 200 pound meat bag making it 200 pounds total but a S**T percentage of 25%. In other words, does the S**T qualify as part of the meat bag capacity or is the S**T in EXCESS of total meat bag capacity?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[Solus]

....so that's 50 pounds of S**T in a 150 pound meat bag making it 200 pounds total with a S**T percentage of 33.333%  OR is it 50 pounds of S**T in a 200 pound meat bag making it 200 pounds total but a S**T percentage of 25%. In other words, does the S**T qualify as part of the meat bag capacity or is the S**T in EXCESS of total meat bag capacity?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Actually I thought about which to use for awhile...yeah..I know I over analyze....

I came up with two reasons to use the 150 weight.

1.  It gave the least flattering result. (higher FOS Index)
2.  If you have two 150 persons, and they have different added S**T, using the 150 gives a more accurate comparison of the two.