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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2012, 08:39:52 AM »
Jay, you must have daughters as I recall!

Meat bag....that's one I've used on occasion myself to describe my little girls dates!

BTW...does "a pint's a pound the world around" pertain to poo or is that just for water?   ???

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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2012, 08:50:08 AM »
I NEVER used the word "meat" around my daughters!  Actually they were so well behaved living home I had almost no opportunity to bust on their beaus.  We went right to full relationships in college and I missed out on my planned "baseball bat on the porch" routine. I was deprived.

Having given it more thought I still can't decide...the bag size is set...10 pounds in a 5 pound bag...but if it holds 10 pounds, then it's a TEN pound bag...
We need a scientist.
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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2012, 09:15:39 AM »
Thankfully, my little girl has only had two boyfriends as well!  The first while in junior high, we'll call the "meat bag" and her current one that she went to prom with in 2003.  They're still together today!

Ten pounds of poo in a five pound bag is called a blivet.....a nickname given me by a Navy Chief!

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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »
Solus, you've been watching The Big Bang (pun intended given this thread's topic and discussion) Theory again, haven't you? ? ? ? ?   :o

Not go all Sheldon on your ass (ditto), but your math is wrong. The proper FOS would be

          ( (weight lost) / (original weight) ) * 100, or
          ( ( 50 ) / (200) / 100 or
          25% weight loss, not 33%

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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2012, 07:31:21 PM »
That is correct if you want to see how much you lose.

I was working to see how much BS was added.

And that thread that first mentioned Big Bang Theory did get me hooked on it.

Sad thing is they are becoming roll models.   ;D
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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2012, 08:30:03 PM »
That is correct if you want to see how much you lose.

I was working to see how much BS was added.

And that thread that first mentioned Big Bang Theory did get me hooked on it.

Sad thing is they are becoming roll models.   ;D

You mean this one? ? ? ? ? ?

  ;D  ;D  ;D

As for role models, not so much. I find it an extremely guilty "guilty pleasure", what with all of the non-marital sex and whatnot. Trouble, is I KNEW people like everyone except the Indian guy - only because we weren't inundated with Indian guys in those days  (and I pretty much WAS Leonard in college).
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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2012, 10:08:43 PM »
Big Bang Theory is for the simple minded.
You need to get into String theory, or Bubble theory.  ;D

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Re: Colonoscopy..I laughed til I cried!!
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2012, 08:48:21 AM »
You mean this one? ? ? ? ? ?

  ;D  ;D  ;D

As for role models, not so much. I find it an extremely guilty "guilty pleasure", what with all of the non-marital sex and whatnot. Trouble, is I KNEW people like everyone except the Indian guy - only because we weren't inundated with Indian guys in those days  (and I pretty much WAS Leonard in college).

That's the one!!!...

Kaley Cuoco is easy to watch...and I think her character is meant to be a humorous exaggeration as the other characters are.

If you are interested in some real life gossip about "Penny" and "Leonard" go here:

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-10-01/gossip/27076925_1_relationship-kaley-cuoco-happy-medium
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"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
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