Oh, no Haz! We would want some truth in government by a public office holder. You already know how they should dress to reflect their performance. Either your birthday card Spandex from Marshal'ette, or your Coon huntin' outfit(coon shooting string) would be perfect.

Disclaimer:To those honest politicians who read this forum, or are members, keep up your good work. If there were more of you, this wouldn't be funny.

Mac.