Will they also offer a reward for their accomplices? If so, I have satellite surveillance photos of their last known whereabouts...
http://goo.gl/maps/DlvS
http://goo.gl/maps/Ua0n
I kinda saw that coming but I laughed anyway.
It would be a lot funnier if it weren't true.

I seem to always be more willing to compromise than you do. 
That's because one of the people I talk to every day is an anal retentive newspaperman.
A liberal retired Army Major
F*cking Ivy leaguers, if I hear one more phrase of French or Latin I will scream, and may kick him in the nuts.