Barack the Plumber...

[Timothy]

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/opinion/op_ed/view/20220829royal_flush_on_hold/

Dear Better Business Bureau:

I’m writing about a plumber I hired in 2008 to fix my pipes. The name of his business is Barack H. Obama & Co.

Despite many assurances on Mr. Obama’s part, and despite spending far beyond what I wanted on the project, my toilets are still full of . . . well, they’re not fixed. And now I’m told there’s some question as to whether I can fire him.

I want to say, right up front, that Mr. Obama inherited a real mess in my house. The plumbing was in worse shape than it had been since, gosh, the late ’70s. Maybe since the 1930s. So I didn’t have any wild expectations that Obama & Co. would have the sinks unclogged and the pipes flowing overnight.

I also want to say that Mr. Obama seemed like a very nice man at the time. I even met his family — beautiful! Sometimes when he talked about his job, it sounded like poetry.

And I won’t deny that, living in a mostly white community, I was pleased to have the chance to hire an African-American to work in my home. But then things started to go, well, wrong.

To start with, I was shocked by the huge price of Mr. Obama’s bid to “stimulate” (he used that word a lot) the plumbing system to get it flowing again. I agreed to spend the money, however, after Obama & Co. guaranteed me that the toilets in the upstairs bathrooms would never overflow.

And you know what, Mr. BBB Man? Well my upstairs toilets have been overflowing for 42 straight months! His repairs still aren’t working!

So I complained to Mr. Obama. He blamed the previous plumber, said the last guy had messed things up so bad that it would take time for his new system to get rid of all the, er, sewage. So I waited.

After a while the toilets seemed to improve somewhat, but they still didn’t work right. But in August 2010, one of his crew, a Mr. Geithner (He handles the books), told me, “It’s fixed!” My plumbing problems were fully recovered. Except . . . the toilets were still flooding.

Soon after that, Mr. Obama’s top assistant, an older gentleman named Biden, announced that “this time they’re really fixed!”

About this Mr. Biden. I’m not sure he’s . . . uh, all there, if you know what I mean?

So I decided that, when my four-year contract with Mr. Obama came to an end this November, I would find a new plumber. I hired him to do a job, he didn’t do it, so he’s fired. That’s what I told him.That’s when Mr. Obama started making me feel . . . uncomfortable.

Mr. Obama’s friends started saying I wanted to fire him because he was black. When I mentioned another plumber, Mr. Mitt’s, to Mr. Obama, I suddenly got emails full of vicious stories about how Mr. Mitt’s had killed the wife of a previous employee. I found a website printout on my desk suggesting Mr. Mitt’s mistreats women customers.

I don’t know what to do. I’m just a homeowner who’s struggling to pay the bills and I need stuff to work. I don’t want to argue about race, or women or what happened in some company 20 years ago — I just want someone to get the [expletive] out of my toilets!

Please respond ASAP. Mr. Obama and his wife are scheduled to stop by this weekend, and every time she comes over, she digs through my fridge and complains about the food I buy. And that’s another thing . . .

[tombogan03884]

Dear Home Owner,
  The first question we here at the BBB ask some one filing a complaint is did you exercise "due diligence" .
This is a legal term that means did you take any sort of action to select your plumber, such as asking for references, names of previous customers if any, and did take the reasonable step of calling any of these sources of information.
Did you check with our office to see if there had been previous complaints about his work or business practices ?
Or did you just say "Oh, he's black, he'll offset the color of the House so nicely ?
As to the wife, when the ass is that big you should know somethings up.
Caveat emptor.

[Timothy]

Tom,

The author Michael Graham, is a hoot on 96.9 fm out of Boston if you get it.  He's on from 3:00 to 7:00 daily and he cuts no liberal, progressive or other any slack at all!  Usually right on the mark!

I can't believe the Herald lets him publish his column in their rag!  

They edited out a part about Biden and a plunger, he recanted on the radio this afternoon and I nearly crashed the car in a fit of laughter!

[tombogan03884]

Yes it was funny, but the inspiration for my reply was so obvious that I thought it might have been written by a liberal .
Well before Obama was even nominated there was tons of information available about him . His ties to Bill Ayers, Tony Rezco, and Jeremiah Wright would have killed a white candidate, his admitted drug habit would have sunk any Republican .
Just like Hitler his own published words should have sounded alarms with any thinking person .
Just the fact that he refers to pornographer and CPUSA official Frank Davis as his "mentor" should have killed his career if anybody looked beyond his skin color.

Even his opponents refuse to admit just how dangerous this guy is, they keep going on about his policies "didn't work", were "misguided" and so on. They are wrong, his policies are working exactly as intended if Barack Obama percieves himself as an African Muslim instead of an American liberal.
The only one who gets it is Dinesh D'Suoza.

[TAB]

It was something like 96% of blacks voted for him.   with out that would he have won?  I don't know, as some of that number would have voted for a dem, but its still a shocking number.

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[tombogan03884]

It was something like 96% of blacks voted for him.   with out that would he have won?  I don't know, as some of that number would have voted for a dem, but its still a shocking number.

Exactly my point, they voted for him because he matched the "lawn jockeys" not because he had any kind of qualification.
Remember this Howard Stern segment ?

[jaybet]

Honestly, considering what we all have to vote for in these presidential elections, can you BLAME the blacks for voting for the first guy that EVER came along that looked like them PLUS was, as described by our current vice knucklehead, "Clean and well spoken"?  After the likes of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton this ass clown looks like a brother from another planet.

The trouble is, that he IS an ass clown, and now everyone, including black america, has to think about our country and look at what he has done and is doing, and vote accordingly.

Don't forget there were a lot of people who voted against him because he is black.

Not defending anyone, but Obama's candidacy was definitely a FIRST, and he got in on the black vote, white guilt, and pie-in-the-sky faggy liberal thinkers who thought because he was black he knew something the rest of us didn't know. Well, surprise! He's just another Chicago front man, and you folks were all taken for a ride. Strap on a pair, admit it, and vote right this time.

[tombogan03884]

Actually Obama, or Sotero, or whatever he calls himself lately was not a first, Shirley Chisholm was far more qualified at least she had held a job.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Chisholm

[jaybet]

Yeah but Chilsom was never going to get mainstream support and she wasn't a shill for the power brokers. This bag o crap was groomed for this, and everybody bought it hope, change, and all.

[tombogan03884]

Yeah but Chilsom was never going to get mainstream support and she wasn't a shill for the power brokers. This bag o crap was groomed for this, and everybody bought it hope, change, and all.

Goes back to my original post.