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ellis4538

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GOD IS BUSY
« on: April 23, 2008, 12:56:36 PM »
I found this on another forum and thought it was great but wasn't sure where to post it so......

GOD IS BUSY!

If you don't know God, don't make stupid remarks!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
Used to be "The only thing to FEAR was FEAR ITSELF", nowadays "The only thing to FEAR is GETTING CAUGHT!"

TexGun

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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 09:04:00 PM »
Love it!

God wasn't busy, he just had more important things on his plate than some nutty liberal so he sent a Marine to be his messenger on that particular day.  God did knock that looney toon to the ground!



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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 12:33:31 AM »
The Lord works in mysterious ways...

but He's usually up front when those ways involve Marines.

HOO-RAH!

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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 02:09:40 AM »
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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 10:09:26 PM »
I know a old  Marine at work who'd going to love this! ;D
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Re: GOD IS BUSY
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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 04:42:53 PM »
that is great. :)
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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 12:54:00 AM »
That is awesome. Thank you.
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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2008, 06:31:08 PM »
I know a old  Marine at work who'd going to love this! ;D

His reply" He always sends the Marines."
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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 12:59:05 AM »
His reply" He always sends the Marines."


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Re: GOD IS BUSY
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2008, 01:40:30 AM »
When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight.......or in 15 minutes.

OORAH!!
We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

 

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