FQ, Private Eye!

[fightingquaker13]

Lord I have sunk low. As you know, I do legal research. This week, I got sent into the field for the first time. To blend in, and because, hey why not, I got out my red Hawaiian shirt and Raybans (no, the boss, didn't spring for the Ferrari, but I did carry the Hi-Power rather than the Glock as an homage ).  Anyhoo, I was doing legal research on a local ordinance that requires dumpsters to be fenced. Generally, I research case law and the like. However, my boss is going for "selective enforcement' against his client who is a PITA to the mayor, so I was sent out on a tour of dumpsters in Lake Worth to photograph the unfenced in ones and then see how many had been cited for violations. If the pics weren't proprietary, I'd post them, it would be a great boon to the tourist industry. God, what a shat hole that town is! Gays, geriatrics, illegal immigrants, and a whole lot of folks who don't seem to grasp that the trash goes INTO the dumpster. OTOH, the food was good, because those Mexicans can cook good for cheap, and I billed $100 an hour. Still, yikes! Next time I want the case of the cheating wife who's into lesbian S@M threesomes.
FQ13
PS Did you know people actually get pissed when you take pictures of their dumpsters? I got the cops called on me. I actually had to show my permit for the first time ever. The cop and I had a good laugh over that. She was cute too, but unfortuneately married.

[tombogan03884]

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Magnum_P.I.

Magnum carried a 1911

But that's beside the point.
Any of you Fla members, I will pay for a genuine picture of FQ in his Magnum PI shirt being rousted for suspicious Dumpster photography !
ROFLMAO ! 

[fightingquaker13]

Thus the Hi-power. Its the closest I had.
FQ13 As for pictures.....those will cost cost you .

[RTFM]

Book-em Quake-O'
(hey if we're stretching 1911/Hi-P - I can tie back to Hawaii that way... hmmm?)

[tombogan03884]

Book-em Quake-O'
(hey if we're stretching 1911/Hi-P - I can tie back to Hawaii that way... hmmm?)

That's a riot !   

[Sponsor]

[fightingquaker13]

Book-em Quake-O'
(hey if we're stretching 1911/Hi-P - I can tie back to Hawaii that way... hmmm?)

Oh well, I can't comment on the particulars. Let's just say that the last few days were an object lesson in why idiots should be prohibited from A) holding political office and B) hiring lawyers. Idiot one, vs idiot two, and both are going to get screwed. My boss is going to make money, I banked close to $1500, and all of that money could have been saved if the primaries in the case hadn't been idiots. I mean seriously. I was skulking around ally ways, I got the cops called on me (albeit a cute one who liked my Hi-Power), a reputable law firm is researching dumpster law, and all of this because two morons couldn't just go out to the playground and beat the snot out of each other like the ten year olds they are.
FQ13 Who will take the money (and belive it or not, there might be more in this case), but seriously? This is how mayors and business owners behave? They both need to be paddled and sent to the corner (not our corner, but a corner maintained by strict catholic nuns who serve Michelle Obama approved school lunches and have naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnel on the walls).

[sledgemeister]

Oh well, I can't comment on the particulars. Let's just say that the last few days were an object lesson in why idiots should be prohibited from A) holding political office and B) hiring lawyers. Idiot one, vs idiot two, and both are going to get screwed. My boss is going to make money, I banked close to $1500, and all of that money could have been saved if the primaries in the case hadn't been idiots. I mean seriously. I was skulking around ally ways, I got the cops called on me (albeit a cute one who liked my Hi-Power), a reputable law firm is researching dumpster law, and all of this because two morons couldn't just go out to the playground and beat the snot out of each other like the ten year olds they are.
FQ13 Who will take the money (and belive it or not, there might be more in this case), but seriously? This is how mayors and business owners behave? They both need to be paddled and sent to the corner (not our corner, but a corner maintained by strict catholic nuns who serve Michelle Obama approved school lunches and have naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnel on the walls).

Sounds like Philw's man cave!

[Ulmus]

I was good until FQ's last sentence.  Then I puked a little in my mouth.  (Funny  it tasted just like those approved school lunches.)

[bulldog75]

Oh well, I can't comment on the particulars. Let's just say that the last few days were an object lesson in why idiots should be prohibited from A) holding political office and B) hiring lawyers. Idiot one, vs idiot two, and both are going to get screwed. My boss is going to make money, I banked close to $1500, and all of that money could have been saved if the primaries in the case hadn't been idiots. I mean seriously. I was skulking around ally ways, I got the cops called on me (albeit a cute one who liked my Hi-Power), a reputable law firm is researching dumpster law, and all of this because two morons couldn't just go out to the playground and beat the snot out of each other like the ten year olds they are.
FQ13 Who will take the money (and belive it or not, there might be more in this case), but seriously? This is how mayors and business owners behave? They both need to be paddled and sent to the corner (not our corner, but a corner maintained by strict catholic nuns who serve Michelle Obama approved school lunches and have naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnel on the walls).

You are Hitler material.

[tombogan03884]

Lets see, Naked Rosie, Gas chamber, gas chamber naked Rosie ?
Give me Zyclon for 1000 Alex !