It sounds like Tom and FQ should have a starring role at the next roast.....There's some funny stuff when you two get going also... 
All a matter of perspective.
FQ bases his arguments on theory and a lifetime in class rooms.
I base mine on a lifetime in the real world watching what actually works.
Remember, according to highly technical engineering theories involving mass, and weight to lift ratios it is proven that it is impossible for a bumble bee to fly.\
So much for theories.