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fatbaldguy

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Manly men stuff
« on: October 19, 2012, 12:28:22 PM »
http://donthavemustget.com/top-20-manliest-stuff-on-earth.html

really like the Ma Deuce option

Title edited, cause I cain't spell
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 02:40:31 PM »
The Ma Deuce, the chainsaw, and the monster truck are about the only 3 manly things on that list.

They have f'ing candles on there!  Unless their scented like WD40 (which may pose a serious fire hazard), they aren't manly.

A ninja sword?  It might be 'manly' if you're a nerd who thinks shit like that is manly.  How's about a good ol' KA-BAR. 

120 lb dumbbells?  I throw my 120's at the neighbor's cat when it climbs up on my roof.  Maybe if you're a 12 year old girl, they're manly. 
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 03:20:47 PM »
Quote from: lhprop1 on October 19, 2012, 02:40:31 PM
The Ma Deuce, the chainsaw, and the monster truck are about the only 3 manly things on that list.

They have f'ing candles on there!  Unless their scented like WD40 (which may pose a serious fire hazard), they aren't manly.

A ninja sword?  It might be 'manly' if you're a nerd who thinks shit like that is manly.  How's about a good ol' KA-BAR. 

120 lb dumbbells?  I throw my 120's at the neighbor's cat when it climbs up on my roof.  Maybe if you're a 12 year old girl, they're manly. 

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A bunch of useless poser crap, including the chainsaw.
How about one with a 2 foot bar that you might actually use ?
Cuff links ? They go on French cuffs and real men have no use for the gay French.
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 06:09:00 PM »
How about a top ten list on guys that should turn in their 'man card'
10 lists that tell wimps what is manly, but obviously written by someone from New York City or a woman
9 like candels, unless we are talking how bright a flashlight is the word should never enter into the conversation
8 actual finish a top ten list on why a guy should hand in their man car.
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 06:13:39 PM »
Cigars and bourbon don't make it?
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »
Stuff for real men.
1 Tools
2 Guns
3 Boats
4 Boobs
5 Cars
6 Airplanes
7 Food (simple and cooked with fire )
8 Booze (home made only )
9 Explosives
10 Audio/video equipment, (strong enough to drown out the woman attached to #4 )
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 08:55:33 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 19, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
Stuff for real men.
1 Tools
2 Guns
3 Boats
4 Boobs
5 Cars
6 Airplanes
7 Food (simple and cooked with fire )
8 Booze (home made only )
9 Explosives
10 Audio/video equipment, (strong enough to drown out the woman attached to #4 )

I have up close and personal relationships with each of these.  For reasons of pure economics, numbers 3 and 6 are no longer in play.  Number 10 has been  reduced to the unit that fits in my ear, but it comes with a switch that accomplishes the same end.

To compensate, I have focused on Numbers 2 and some really excellent Number 8.

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tombogan03884

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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 09:35:58 PM »
Sh!t, I left out knives !
Replace the Audio video stuff at number 10 with knives, silence is golden and you can use the gold to buy more of the manly stuff !
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 10:02:44 PM »
My list!

Guns
Boobs
Knives
Booze
Beer
Boobs
Legs
Boobs
Booze
Beer
Knives
Guns
Boobs
Boobs
Boobs
Boobies
booberinos
Booby, booby, boob

Oh, and guns and knives and maybe a torque wrench...
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Re: Manly men stuff
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 10:33:49 PM »
Don't forget Duct Tape
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