If 1000 UN monitors arrive in country, wanna bet 1000 don't leave after the election? Any takers? I figure 25 will seek asylum for political or health reasons, 100 will sneak across the border into Mexico accidentally, 500 will cross the border into Canada illegally on purpose, 100 will disappear into our countryside, 25 will get shot at the Navy Pier in Chicago and 250 will apply for green cards under the sponsorship of the SEIU, ACLU and the League of Women Voters.
I'm sponsoring a turkey shoot in Chicago on Nov 6, anyone interested?