As to the "Not perverted and why am I asking here", I have no response, though if you want a link to a sex shop in WPB, I can provide it.

For me, I generally give kitchen stuff as a wedding gift. I figure it will get used. The Japanese have this thing about never giving knives as a gift as it symbolizes cutting off the friendship. I say BS to that. If neither are Japanese I'd reccomend an 8" Calphalon Santuko. Its a great knife and less than $50. It will last a long time. I love mine (check Macy's or any other of the usual suspects). Also, this time of year, hit Ross and TJ Max. You will find plenty of All Clad pans and the like for under a hundred bucks. Plus there are plenty of nice cutting boards and the like for a lot less than that. Its a thoughtful, but not intimate, gift they will use every day, and you won't have to spend big dollars buying it. Its a win, win in my books. Just a thought.