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wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« on: November 24, 2012, 08:54:07 PM »
Ok so 2 weeks until I have to goto a wedding for a pair of lizzys.   Anyways I need gift ideas. The only thing I can come up with is batterys.( yeah I know where the corner is.)    they already have all the normal wedding stuff.  So I am looking for good ideas.  That are not perverted(why am I asking here ?.).
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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2012, 09:17:06 PM »
As to the "Not perverted and why am I asking here", I have no response, though if you want a link to a sex shop in WPB, I can provide it. ;D

For me, I generally give kitchen stuff as a wedding gift. I figure it will get used. The Japanese have this thing about never giving knives as a gift as it symbolizes cutting off the friendship. I say BS to that. If neither are Japanese I'd reccomend an 8" Calphalon Santuko. Its a great knife and less than $50. It will last a long time. I love mine (check Macy's or any other of the usual suspects). Also, this time of year, hit Ross and TJ Max. You will find plenty of All Clad pans and the like for under a hundred bucks. Plus there are plenty of nice cutting boards and the like for a lot less than that. Its a thoughtful, but not intimate, gift they will use every day, and you won't have to spend big dollars buying it. Its a win, win in my books. Just a thought. 

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2012, 09:23:05 PM »
Can never go wrong with gift cards, or cash.
You DO realize I hope that "not perverted" disqualified  20 minutes worth of typing.   ;D

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2012, 09:25:00 PM »
Too bad you don’t want any perverted ideas have plenty of them.

Went to a wedding a few months ago and gave cash, cash is always king! I know it was the best gift at my wedding.

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2012, 09:52:57 PM »
Yeah..go with cash. 

It's always the right color, never the right size but everyone keeps it anyway.

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2012, 10:16:48 PM »
A BIBLE!

or cash....

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2012, 10:19:57 PM »
Too bad you don’t want any perverted ideas have plenty of them.

Went to a wedding a few months ago and gave cash, cash is always king! I know it was the best gift at my wedding.

Trouble with cash is this. They know exactly how much you spent. Now, If you give them a $150 dollar pan that you paid thirty bucks for? Everyone is happy. At least down here in Florida, the rule of etiquette is this. You spend as much on the the gift as they spent buying you dinner and drinks at the reception. Its not a hard and and fast rule, but its the guideline. So shop accordingly.

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2012, 10:43:25 PM »
That makes it hard for us, because to purchase a personal gift you really need to know the people. I guess you could go with some kind of art thing no one really knows how much it cost.

As for me I would have purchased this
http://shop.wallbuilders.com/The-Founders-Bible
 but it did not come out in time.

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2012, 11:17:52 PM »
Ok so 2 weeks until I have to goto a wedding for a pair of lizzys.   Anyways I need gift ideas. The only thing I can come up with is batterys.( yeah I know where the corner is.)    they already have all the normal wedding stuff.  So I am looking for good ideas.  That are not perverted(why am I asking here ?.).

Firstly are they hot looking?
Secondly if affirmative to first question then why no pics?  :'(

Get them the ordinary run of the mill wedding present, they are lesbian not aliens we all need and use the same stuff.
If they have been together for yonks they probably have all the home stuff they need, if they thought about their friends they would have set up a wedding register to make it easy for ya,  and provided some pics, hell they probably get gifts from complete strangers!  :P

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Re: wedding gifts... For a lesbo couple...
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2012, 01:32:42 AM »
There's plenty of people trying to sell Twinkies on eBay...
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