What are you doing when the Mayan calendar ends?

[Ulmus]

I couldn't find the "Rinse and Repeat" choioce.  Maybe it's next to the mousse.   

How about having a shot of tequilla for the cause.  Bloody Mary maybe?

[fightingquaker13]

I couldn't find the "Rinse and Repeat" choioce.  Maybe it's next to the mousse.   

How about having a shot of tequilla for the cause.  Bloody Mary maybe?

Are you sh@tting me Pyle? If is the end of the world I'm springing for the good stuff, Hien antique single barrel cognac at about $550 a bottle. I'll put it on the Visa.

[Rastus]

OK...even the HAM radio guys are getting in on this.  If will be a great QSL card to have....if it ever comes, of course. 
KE5JDJ

12/20/2012 | N0D Doomsday The End of the World!

Dec 20-Dec 22, 0000Z-2359Z, N0D, Houston, TX. Brazos Valley Amateur Radio Club. 28.400 21.400 14.200 7.150. QSL. KK5W, PO Box 2997, Sugar Land, TX 77487-29. The end is finally near. To celebrate this literally once in a lifetime event, Special Event Station N0D (Now Zero Days) will be activated on 10-80 meters and on several satellite passes for three days during and after(?) the end of the world. December 20; is a celebration of the end of the world. December 21, the day of destruction, we will be on the air as long as possible. December 22nd, that is a little iffy right now. Amateur radio stations around the crumbling globe are invited to contact N0D, who will be operating from a secret, undisclosed location. Our operating schedule may be a little erratic as destruction rains down upon us and as long as our antennas hold out. Those who may be looking skyward for the end of the world, N0D will be operating on several satellite passes. This will provide cosmic, maybe even intergalactic coverage for the end of the world as we know it. You can celebrate Doomsday by contacting N0D directly on the air. Amateurs can also become an official Doomsday station by registering on our website. You will be given a registration number and the authority to identify yourself as “Official Doomsday Station” followed by your Doomsday number. QSL with SASE to KK5W. If Doomsday actually does happen, we regret that a QSL will not be possible so hold on to your SASE until the 22nd at least. Check out our website for a preview of the N0D QSL card. Official Doomsday stations will receive the Doomsday Station Certificate. It is not entirely clear exactly how it will happen. Will it be a cataclysmic shift in the earth’s magnetic field, Global Warming on steroids, earthquakes, volcanoes floods, global thermonuclear war, meteor collision, the 10 plagues of Egypt UFO invasion who knows ? There are scientists, soothsayers and philosophers on both sides of the question. Either way it will be an event worth remembering...or maybe there will be no one left to remember it? More information at N0D.Doomsday@gmail.com or www.nowzerodays.com

[kmitch200]

Are you sh@tting me Pyle? If is the end of the world I'm springing for the good stuff, Hien antique single barrel cognac at about $550 a bottle. I'll put it on the Visa.

If its the EOTW I'm grabbing something even more exclusive and I"m not even going to bother with the Visa. 

Remember.....

You're saying I might actually have to make payments after the 21st??
Oh sh!t.

[2HOW]

First of all the calendar dont end, it just switches to another later calender. They have found the next calender and had several TV specials on it, so dont get your panties in a wad.

[Sponsor]

[Solus]

First of all the calendar dont end, it just switches to another later calender. They have found the next calender and had several TV specials on it, so dont get your panties in a wad.

Well, I hope this new one has better pin-ups   

[tombogan03884]

First of all the calendar dont end, it just switches to another later calender. They have found the next calender and had several TV specials on it, so dont get your panties in a wad.

Damn, and I had so much hope.   

Operation?  What operation? 

Hemorrhoids, He gets a new World and a new arse hole on the same day .
I know that was an awful thing to post .
I've been biting my tongue since Rastus posted.
If it weren't Phil or Sledge I would have resisted, but they're Australian, they'll understand.   

[Rastus]

.....
Hemorrhoids, He gets a new World and a new arse hole on the same day .
I know that was an awful thing to post .
I've been biting my tongue since Rastus posted.
If it weren't Phil or Sledge I would have resisted, but they're Australian, they'll understand.  

Awww, man...Sledge.  Dang...I hate to hear that.  

I know you've heard all of the crude jokes and horror stories.

Forget the jokes, they are harmless....it's the stories that should bother you.  

You might want write a note on your tool or a tie ribbon with a note on your jewels just to make sure you have them after the operation....you know that's happened before....I'm just sayin'.....

[Rastus]

Sledge?  You there?

[tombogan03884]

He doesn't have time for this thread.
He's still tracking Osama.