This is too funny for words, albeit a bit grim, (though if you were a cynical SOB you could say that "The number of the count shall be three. Neither four nor..., " nahh that would just be cruel)

. I guess Florida will lose out on this year's Darwin awards to the Russians. Damn commies!

I mean seriously, what part of "pull the pin and throw the damn thing as far away from yourself as you can and then take cover" did these jackasses fail to get?