Great lines from movies or TV

[tt11758]

Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory........"My new computer came with Windows 7.  Windows 7 is more user-friendly than Windows Vista.  I don't like that."

Wyatt Earp from Tombstone......."You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

Virgil Earp from Tombstone....."Don't you threaten me, you little sonofabitch!!"

[bulldog75]

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[MLC]

A coupe from Conan the Barbarian

Warlord: "What is best in life? Conan!"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of the women"

Thulsa Doom: "What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?"

Ghostbusters

Peter Venkman: "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"

And you can't have a thread about great lines from movies with out Rowdy Roddy Piper's line from the seminal alien infiltration and take over film "They Live"

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubble gum.

[Magoo541]

#1 The Jackal

Just after Bruce Willis blows off Jack Blacks arm at ~400m...

"Hurry up and get in front of the car before you pass out."

#2 Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!"  (Or was that John F'ing Kerry after he found out the REAL, as opposed to exit polls, poll results and lost to GWB!)

#3 Blazing Saddles

"Badges?!?  We don't need no stinking badges!"

[dipisc]

PATTON.

     I want you to remember that no bastrad  ever won a war by dying for his Country, He won it ...by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS country.


     I remember sitting in the theater with many pinko fag commies .... and they applauded when near at the end of the movie, Patton was on the phone and he said that "we should be arming the Germans to attack the Rusikies". Just give me 10 days and I'll make it  like it was their fault......

     What has happened to America ?

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[JoeG]

Lines from my son's video game Mass Effect III:

"Good Luck!"

"I don't need luck, I have ammo!"

[WatchManUSA]

#1 The Jackal

Just after Bruce Willis blows off Jack Blacks arm at ~400m...

"Hurry up and get in front of the car before you pass out."

#2 Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!"  (Or was that John F'ing Kerry after he found out the REAL, as opposed to exit polls, poll results and lost to GWB!)

#3 Blazing Saddles

"Badges?!?  We don't need no stinking badges!"

Ok, point of order here to #3.  Blazing Saddles parodied this quote. It is from the book, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. It appeared in at least two movies prior to Blazing Saddles.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre was made into a movie in both 1927 and 1948. The line was used in both movies.


http://youtu.be/VqomZQMZQCQ

[Big Frank]

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