Next thing you know he'll come out in his red coat & white breeches and riding crop talking about his horse named "Bo Bo", talking about the fox hunts from when he was a boy and how they don't use real foxes anymore..
Imagine this bastard, mounted, with a paintball gun, chasing some English, white stable boy across Camp David..
I bet he and Moochelle would mount horses just to participate in that bizarre little dream..
(Sorry.. trying to get in this guys head is a strange place to be..)