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Our Nation is LOST
« on: March 02, 2013, 04:41:45 PM »
Boy, 7, suspended for shaping pastry into gun, dad says

Read more:http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/02/boy-7-suspended-for-shaping-pastry-into-gun-dad-says/?test=latestnews

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A 7-year-old Maryland boy was suspended from school for two days for shaping a breakfast pastry into what his teacher thought looked like a gun, according to his father.

FoxBaltimore.com reports that Josh Welch, a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore, was eating a strawberry tart when he decided to shape it into a mountain.

"All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn't look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun [kind of]," Josh told the station.

Josh, who suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, said his teacher was visibly mad when she saw that the pastry looked like a gun, according to the report.

I have relinquished my tenuous hold on any hope for this nation I love.  We are officially down the "Rabbit Hole."  And not in a good way.

We are effing done.

I weep for my nation.

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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2013, 06:32:24 PM »
I imagine they will be outlawing T-Square Levels from shop class because if the part is moved to either end, it then resembles a gun.

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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2013, 07:04:21 PM »
SWAT teams called in response to a man with a caulking gun .

Is the whole f**king country on acid ?
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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2013, 08:30:35 PM »
Strawberry Pop-Tarts are the weapon of choice of gang members and need to be outlawed.
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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2013, 08:35:10 PM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on March 02, 2013, 08:30:35 PM
Strawberry Pop-Tarts are the weapon of choice of gang members and need to be outlawed.

Any pop-tart is bad.   Look at the shape...just a bite or two along the long edge and ...There You Have it...The Evil Gun Likeness. 

Any 'L' shaped object should be banned if we want our children to be safe.
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Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
—Patrick Henry

"Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 08:37:35 PM »
It's all for the children.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2013, 08:38:44 AM »
Brought to you by the letter M, and the number 4...
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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2013, 07:33:33 PM »
The pop tart probably had some military attributes, like a pistol grip or a flash hider so it resembled an assault weapon! Therefor, instant expulsion, no parole. MD school supers don't mess around with hardened criminals, no sirree! The boy's Dad will teach his son a lesson by making him strip the pop tart, clean it and reassemble it...all blindfolded. When I was in Walmart today, I noticed it had no pop tart ammo on the bare ammo shelves. There is no age limit on purchasing pop tart ammo so I guess the MD state legislature will have to correct that. I'll make sure to mention that to them. We cannot have death by pop tart in this state!

For want of the pop tart, the boy was lost; for want of the boy...the nation was lost! Think I'll write a poem about that.
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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 07:14:19 AM »
I am with Crusader Rabbit on this one.  We are already at that "some day" that those that used to seem paranoid warned us about.
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Re: Our Nation is LOST
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 09:03:30 AM »
Quote from: Solus on March 02, 2013, 06:32:24 PM
I imagine they will be outlawing T-Square Levels from shop class because if the part is moved to either end, it then resembles a gun.

They don't need to outlaw them in shop class.  A lot of schools don't even have shop class anymore.  Painful cuts have to be made at many schools so the administrators can still get their raises and $60k/year car allowance.  These cuts usually effect the classes that teach life skills, like shop, home ec, phy ed, etc.  Who needs to know how to fix a toilet or build a shed when you can just hire someone to do it for you?   
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