We notices some rodent droppings in the shed this winter and naively thought it was a dine and dash. So the wife decided yesterday was a good time to clean the shed out and started without my knowledge. She probably would have continued by herself, just desserts maybe, but she determined she was a little ambitious and came and retrieved me from my own chores. First let me say that rats are just nasty, there was crap EVERYWHERE! The bag of grass seed they were feasting on was full of crap mixed in with the seed (their food). I donned a face mask, latex gloves and some old shoes and began the task of dragging everything out of the shed, except the bricks.
Heavy, crusty and just plain lazy I didn't want to mess with them but knew they needed to come out but didn't want to just grab them (weird noises kept coming from their vicinity) so I did what any man would do, no not make the wife grab them, I used a tool! I hooked the masonry block with an old edger tool and drug it towards the door. I saw a black rat go bat sh!t crazy, bouncing around the floor and walls of the 10'X10' shed before he raced up one of the studs ran across the top of the wall and back down only to do it again. My first thought was I wish he'd stop so I could get a good bead on him with my XDM, but remembered I was in town, with neighbors and other critters around that didn't want any extra holes in them. So I
retreated retired to the house to retrieve the trusty 10-22 (not so loud). I figured he'd be gone (I knew he was the man when I found mom and the babies, we aren't so protective of our young-live and learn kids

). Back out to the shed with the rifle close at hand, mom decides to make a run for it then reconsiders giving me a nice head shot around the brick from 6', not the optimum distance for the 3-9 scope (cranked up to 9

) so I roll it over and point shoot at a 45* angle into the wall and miss her. OK, not a good idea, she makes it out of the shed to a tree on the right about the same time dad hears the shot and takes off to the tree on the left side. I found the nest and about 6-8 babies all nestled in nice and cozy. Threw them all in the now empty grass seed back with all the other "stuff" their parents chewed and into the trash. It was at this time the wife decided to leave me to the "manly" duties and went back into the house.
FFW a few hours of sweeping, hosing, mopping and scrubbing my shed now is reorganized with no rat condos or all-you-can-eat-and-sh!t buffets with room for my kids bikes. Sprayed some repellent around/in the shed and hope those little rat bastards don't return but I'll have something for them if they do.

BTW the 15 cats (not really that many more like 2 plus some freeloaders) my wife has adopted did nothing to keep these rats outta my shed
