You yanks ought to be ashamed of yourselves! Sledge opened a thread that should have been in the joke spool and you take it seriously. Sledge and I can't believe it! But, I know, deep down, that all of you yanks would have saved MO if the situation were real. Yep, you would indeed. Because, deep down, that's what yanks do, don't you? Now, we aussies, we're different. We would have used black and white just for the contrast, eh Sledge?