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PegLeg45

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"Malicious Fecal Distribution"
« on: July 19, 2013, 01:15:12 PM »
You can't make this sh!t up..........  ;D  ;D


This is "Malicious Fecal Distribution" .................... "Bad Human.....Bad Human!!!!!"

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Re: "Malicious Fecal Distribution"
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 01:54:36 PM »
If they're trying to catch the "Brown Bandit", why did they blur out her face?
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Re: "Malicious Fecal Distribution"
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 05:36:44 PM »
Hide a Press Conference in a Duck Blind and set off the lights and flash bulbs next time.
The Cops would likely be less effective anyway, it sounds like..
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Re: "Malicious Fecal Distribution"
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2013, 06:20:01 PM »
Quote from: santahog on July 19, 2013, 05:36:44 PM
Hide a Press Conference in a Duck Blind and set off the lights and flash bulbs next time.
The Cops would likely be less effective anyway, it sounds like..

How 'bout a booby trap, like a Claymore mine, but loaded with crap (could we call it a "Sh!tmore"?).  ;D
Hide it behind a trashcan, then just watch the camera and hit the button about the time she drops her shorts...... and thooomp!!
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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