FIFY 
The Feds have laws regulating toilet tank size .
Reminds me of the answer to a couple of marriage-related questions.
Q: What's the definition of a bachelor? A: A man who never made the same mistake ONCE.
This one is from one of my co-workers (divorced, of course)
Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it!!
That being said, Ms. Kathy has been putting up with my sorry behind for more than 30 years, and there's no end in sight for her. Every day I say a little prayer of thanksgiving that God allowed me to marry quite so far out of my league!!
(Sadly, M'ette will never read this post and pass it along to Ms. K. But let me say something snarky and she's burning up the lines!!

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