DEA Warns Federal Shutdown Leads to Resurgence of Illegal Lemonade Stands-Satire

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DEA Warns Federal Shutdown Will Lead to Resurgence of Illegal Lemonade Stands

Washington DC– In the wake of the shut down of the Federal Government, DEA officials warn the public of the impending resurgence of illegal lemonade stands. Reports of children as young as five years old selling lemonade on street corners all across the country have been pouring in ever since the shut down of the federal government. Officials warn that, if gone unchecked, these stands will engulf every street corner in every suburb across the country.

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